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"If you want me, I'll be in my trailer", "All the world's a stage, so get out of my light!!", "I'm not insane, I'm an actress", "Warning: Redhead Actress Alert", "I don't just leave, I make an EXIT" and many more sayings and famous quotes (from people like George Burns, Oscar Wilde, etc) just for actors

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Actress: Not Crazy Just Rehearsing T-shirts & Gift Design by: incognitashop Been caught talking to yourself learning lines? Trying out an odd new gesture or silly walk? "Actress: Not Crazy Just Rehearsing". Wear this to point out you're not losing it - you're doing your job.	Grunge Acting T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Acting: It's all in the Timing" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but still poignant when worn on a shirt!	Actor: Not Crazy Just Rehearsing T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop This humorous take on an actor's life - "Actor: Not Crazy, Just Rehearsing" in army style font is perfect as a rehearsal t-shirt or for just letting everyone know you're okay.
Robe of Thespis Costume T-Shirts Design by: incognitashop "This isn't just a T-shirt, it is my Robe of Thespis" - Who was Thespis? Why, the first actor, of course! Hence actors being Thespians! And Robe of Thespis? Well, that means costume, naturally!	Understudies T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Beware Understudies Bearing Gifts" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!	Robes of Thespis T-shirts Design by: incognitashop "Robes of Thespis" - Who was Thespis? Why, the first actor, of course! Hence actors being Thespians! And Robes of Thespis? Well, that means costume, naturally! Clear now?
Make an ENTRANCE T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I don't just arrive - I make an ENTRANCE" - always accused of being a drama queen? Then own that title and all that goes with it by wearing this design with attitude!	I'll be in my Trailer!! T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If you want me, I'll be in my TRAILER!" t-shirts and gifts for actors and actresses. Great for when you're having one of those days. What's the point of throwing a tantrum if no-one knows you are?!	I don't just leave: I make an EXIT Tshirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I don't just leave - I make an EXIT" - always accused of being a drama king or queen? Then own that title and all that goes with it by wearing this design with attitude!
I want to be in film T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage - I want to be in film!" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!	Got drama? T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop Spread the word with this "got drama?" design available on a wide range of t-shirts and other apparel, as well as caps, buttons, hats, mugs, posters, magnets and more!	If all the world's a stage T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, where's the audience?" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!
Warning: Redhead Actress Alert T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Warning: Redhead Actress Alert" ... there are more of us than you realise, so wear this design with pride if you're one of that elite sisterhood of Redhead Actresses!	Acting is Happy Agony Products Design by: incognitashop "Acting is Happy Agony" according to Jean-Paul Sartre and any actor who's faced tackling a difficult role will agree. Share your pain with this poignant quote on a wide range of shirts and more.	All the World's a Stage T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "All the world's a stage, so get out of my light!" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!
Insane Actor T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I'm not insane, I'm an actor!" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!	Actor (ak'ter) Meaning T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop Actor (ak'ter) meaning - what is it to be an actor? This design, finishing with "someone who is really good at faking it" is a funny take on being an actor. Only for those with a sense of humor.	Insane Actress T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I'm not insane, I'm an actress!" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!
George Burns Quote on Acting T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, then you've got it made" as said by George Burns, the revered and brilliant American comic and personality.	WARNING: Comedian at work T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "WARNING - Comedian at work - approach at own risk" To honour "The Chasers" security breach at the 2007 APEC Summit in Sydney, but will work for any comedian working the circuit ...	Norm Crosby Actor Joke T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? One hundred. One to change the bulb and ninety-nine to say "I could have done that"". Well, what's life if you cant have a laugh at yourself?
Sir Ralph Richardson Quote T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing" according to Sir Ralph Richardson - a great English actor and very witty man. If you agree with him, then show the world!	Oscar Wilde Quote on Acting T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I Love Acting. It's so much more real than life" said Oscar Wilde, the eccentric and brilliant English wit and playwright. And who are we to argue? Show your agreement!	All the World's a Stage T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "All the world's a stage - some of us just have better seats" - a quote taken totally out of context from Sally McLean's book "Acting A Business", but very funny when worn on a shirt!
Seneca Quote On Acting T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Life is like a play - it is not the length, but the quality of the acting that counts" This quote from Seneca is very poignant and appropriate for all those involved in the Performing Arts.	Alfred Hitchcock Quote on Drama T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out" - so says Alfred Hitchcock, and he certainly knew how to keep us on the edge of our seats! Available here on a wide range of T-shirts and gifts.	Actors Deliver On Cue T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop Cheeky "Actors Deliver On Cue" t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, journals, prints, sweats, coasters and more for the actor in your life.
Theater Coming Soon T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Coming soon to a theater near you" - state your intentions on being a star of the theater for everyone to see!	Movies Coming Soon T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Coming soon to a movie screen near you" - state your intentions on being a movie star for everyone to see!	Television Coming Soon T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Coming soon to a television near you" - state your intentions on being the next TV star for everyone to see!