Incognita: Gifts & T-shirts for Actors, Directors, Writers & Showbiz People > Production Crew T-shirts & Gifts

Welcome to the Film & Stage Crew' Section of Incognita's Online Shop! This is where you'll find t-shirts, coffee mugs, caps, mousepads, sweaters, hoodies, coasters and more specifically for crew working in theatre, film and television. Need to spruce up your location or studio wardrobe? Just because you work behind the scenes, doesn't mean that you can't look good or make your point through your clothing. T-shirts, apparel and gifts for production crew working in stage and screen featuring designs custom made for techs such as "If all the world's the stage, then the film crew must be gods", "Techie - I don't make mistakes, I improvise", "Theatre is life, film is art, television is furniture", "Don't panic, but ...", "I don't get paid enough to deal with this SH*T!", "Is it art yet?", "If anybody wants me I'll be in catering", the popular "Stage Manager's Prayer" and the cry of every Assistant Director "Do I look like I give a damn?". T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, mugs, caps, bags, cards, posters, home wares, office wares and gifts for the producer in you or in your life, or anyone who just loves the worlds of stage and screen. Just click on the designs below to see all the products we have on offer:

Click on a design to see it on a wide range of products including t-shirts, prints, gifts and more!

Stage Manager God T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, then the Stage Manager must be God" - not really much else to say, really! Perfect for the Stage Manager in your life who deserves some respect.	Grunge Stage Manager God T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, then the Stage Manager must be God" urban grunge design version. Perfect for the Stage Manager in your life who deserves some respect.	Tech Crew Gods T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, then the Tech Crew must be Gods" - not really much else to say, really! Perfect for the Tech in your life who takes his or her job very seriously.
Alchemy of Filmmaking Image T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique move camera with embellishments - perfect for film crew looking for something unique for their work wardrobe.	The Alchemy of Filmmaking T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique move camera with "The Alchemy of Filmmaking" with embellishments - just for film crew.	Film Crew Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of antique movie camera with "The Alchemy of Film" and the word "Crew" with embellishments - just for film crew.
The Alchemy of Theatre Production T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of gold drama masks with embellishments - perfect for theater crew looking for something unique for their wardrobe.	Theatre Production Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of gold drama masks with "The Alchemy of Theatre Production" with embellishments - just for theater crew.	Stage Crew Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of gold drama masks with "The Alchemy of Theatre" and the word "Crew" with embellishments - just for theater crew.
If all the world's a stage ... Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, who the #*!@ has my script!?!" - a shakespeare phrase manipulated for the crew in our lives ...	Gone For Pizza Design by: incognitashop "Gone for pizza - do the next set up without me" - some days are just like that ...	Crew Design #3 Design by: incognitashop "I'm not being paid enough to deal with this sh*t!" - any crew member can relate to this statement on a bad day ...
Crew Design #2 Design by: incognitashop "Listen. I'm first up and last to go to bed, so please don't p*ss me off!!" - the lament of many a film crew member	Don't Panic Design by: incognitashop "Don't panic but ..." - the words every director, production manager, stage manager, producer and every head of department hates to hear ...	Catering Design by: incognitashop "If anybody wants me, I'll be in catering" - a t-shirt for those crew who've just had enough!
Crew Design #1 Design by: incognitashop "Is it art yet?" - I've actually heard this comment on set - from the lighting department, of course	Give A Damn Products Design by: incognitashop "Do I look like I give a damn?"	Stage Manager's Prayer Design by: incognitashop Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those actors I had to kill because they pissed me off!
Film Crew Gods Products Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, then the film crew must be Gods"	Techie God Products & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "If all the world's a stage, then the Techie must be God" - not really much else to say, really! Perfect for the Tech in your life who takes his or her job very seriously.	Theatre Is Life Design by: incognitashop Theater is LIFE, film is ART, television is FURNITURE
Techie Improvise Products & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Techie: I don't make mistakes, I improvise"	Techie Roar Products & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I Am Techie - Hear Me Roar"	Filmmaking is Life Products Design by: incognitashop "Filmmaking is life" - show your allegiance to movie making with this simple design
Theater is Life Products Design by: incognitashop "Theater is life" - show your allegiance to the stage with this simple design	Theatre is Life Products Design by: incognitashop "Theatre is life" - show your allegiance to the stage with this simple design (UK spelling version)	Television is Life Products Design by: incognitashop "Television is life" - show your allegiance to TV production with this simple design
Urban Crew T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique and original design for the crew member in your life, this urban chic grunge design with the word "Crew" in eroded font with embellishment will clearly state your place in the world!	Crew Stamp T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique and original design for the crew member in your life, this simple grunge urban design with the word "Crew" stamped with eroded military font will clearly state your vocation to the world!	Grunge Crew Products Design by: incognitashop
Stunt Crew Barcode Design Design by: incognitashop	Crew Barcode Design Design by: incognitashop	Body Double Barcode Design Design by: incognitashop
Crew Baseball Design Design by: incognitashop	Stunt Crew Baseball Design Design by: incognitashop	Body Double Baseball Design Design by: incognitashop
Top Speed Stuntie Design Design by: incognitashop "Stunties do it at top speed"	Great Heights Stuntie Design Design by: incognitashop "Stunties do it from great heights"	Stuntman Design 1 Design by: incognitashop "Stuntmen: Don't jump off a building without one"
Perfect Body Double Designs Design by: incognitashop "Body Doubles do it in perfect bits"	Anon Body Double Design Design by: incognitashop "Body Doubles do it anonymously"