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Few Clowns Short of a Circus
Design by: americanangst
So many people can't find their way out of a paper bag with a map, lack even basic common sense, and probably won't know you're insulting them with "A Few Clowns Short of a Circus Aren't We?" product! |
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You're Just Jealous
Design by: americanangst
You're just jealous is a term that really doesn't need any description, does it? You KNOW they're jealous and wish they were as fabulous as you. Remind them of it. Often. |
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Leave Me Alone!
Design by: kepnersdesigns
Leave Me Alone! I Am Not Being Rude, It's Just That You Are Insignificant. Sometimes people won't take a hint and you have to use a slightly more direct approach to get them to leave you alone. |
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Try Being Nicer (text)
Design by: kepnersdesigns
I'll Try Being Nicer, If You'll Try Being Smarter! It is so easy to come across as mean or nasty to some people because they are just so stupid. Tell these people you're willing to meet them halfway. |
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You're Still Talking
Design by: kepnersdesigns
Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking. Some people are bad at reading the body language of the people to whom they are talking. Here's one way to bypass that difficulty. |
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I'm Not A Perfectionist
Design by: kepnersdesigns
I'm not a perfectionist, you're just not meeting my expectations. You are NOT asking too much of everyone else, it's not your fault that you have high standards for what they can do. |
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unique
Design by: nowherebound
I can wear this because I'm special... and you're not. Original is out, unique is IN! The perfect gift for the girl like no other. |
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Pithy 1
Design by: pithytease
Pithy 1: Be brief failing that be quiet. |
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Fake I.D.
Design by: tshirtdiva
The person behind me has a fake i.d. |
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