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Incognita: Gifts & T-shirts for Actors, Directors, Writers & Showbiz People > Office Life Humor & Attitude T-shirts & Gifts > Crew & Techie Designs & Products
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Welcome to the Film & Stage Crew' Section of Incognita's
Online Shop!
This is where you'll find t-shirts, coffee mugs,
caps, mousepads, sweaters, hoodies,
coasters and more specifically for crew working in
theatre, film and television.
Need to spruce up your location or studio wardrobe?
Just because you work behind the scenes, doesn't mean
that you can't look good or make your point through your clothing.
T-shirts, apparel and gifts for production
crew working in stage and screen featuring
designs custom made for techs such as "If all the
world's the stage, then the film crew must be gods",
"Techie - I don't make mistakes, I improvise",
"Theatre is life, film is art, television
is furniture", "Don't panic, but ...", "I
don't get paid enough to deal with this SH*T!", "Is
it art yet?", "If anybody wants me I'll be in
catering", the popular "Stage Manager's Prayer"
and the cry of every Assistant Director "Do I look
like I give a damn?".
T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, mugs, caps, bags,
cards, posters, home wares, office wares and gifts
for the producer in you or in your life, or anyone who
just loves the worlds of stage and screen.
Just click on the designs below to see all the products we
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Click on a design to see it on a wide range of products including t-shirts, prints, gifts and more!
Stage Manager God T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"If all the world's a stage, then the Stage Manager must be God" - not really much else to say, really! Perfect for the Stage Manager in your life who deserves some respect. |
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Grunge Stage Manager God T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"If all the world's a stage, then the Stage Manager must be God" urban grunge design version. Perfect for the Stage Manager in your life who deserves some respect. |
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Tech Crew Gods T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"If all the world's a stage, then the Tech Crew must be Gods" - not really much else to say, really! Perfect for the Tech in your life who takes his or her job very seriously. |
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Alchemy of Filmmaking Image T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique move camera with embellishments - perfect for film crew looking for something unique for their work wardrobe. |
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The Alchemy of Filmmaking T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique move camera with "The Alchemy of Filmmaking" with embellishments - just for film crew. |
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Film Crew Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of antique movie camera with "The Alchemy of Film" and the word "Crew" with embellishments - just for film crew. |
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Theatre Production Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of gold drama masks with "The Alchemy of Theatre Production" with embellishments - just for theater crew. |
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Stage Crew Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of gold drama masks with "The Alchemy of Theatre" and the word "Crew" with embellishments - just for theater crew. |
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If all the world's a stage ...
Design by: incognitashop
"If all the world's a stage, who the #*!@ has my script!?!" - a shakespeare phrase manipulated for the crew in our lives ... |
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Gone For Pizza
Design by: incognitashop
"Gone for pizza - do the next set up without me" - some days are just like that ... |
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Crew Design #3
Design by: incognitashop
"I'm not being paid enough to deal with this sh*t!" - any crew member can relate to this statement on a bad day ... |
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Crew Design #2
Design by: incognitashop
"Listen. I'm first up and last to go to bed, so please don't p*ss me off!!" - the lament of many a film crew member |
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Don't Panic
Design by: incognitashop
"Don't panic but ..." - the words every director, production manager, stage manager, producer and every head of department hates to hear ... |
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Catering
Design by: incognitashop
"If anybody wants me, I'll be in catering" - a t-shirt for those crew who've just had enough! |
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Crew Design #1
Design by: incognitashop
"Is it art yet?" - I've actually heard this comment on set - from the lighting department, of course |
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Stage Manager's Prayer
Design by: incognitashop
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those actors I had to kill because they pissed me off! |
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Techie God Products & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"If all the world's a stage, then the Techie must be God" - not really much else to say, really! Perfect for the Tech in your life who takes his or her job very seriously. |
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Theatre Is Life
Design by: incognitashop
Theater is LIFE, film is ART, television is FURNITURE |
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Filmmaking is Life Products
Design by: incognitashop
"Filmmaking is life" - show your allegiance to movie making with this simple design |
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Theater is Life Products
Design by: incognitashop
"Theater is life" - show your allegiance to the stage with this simple design |
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Theatre is Life Products
Design by: incognitashop
"Theatre is life" - show your allegiance to the stage with this simple design (UK spelling version) |
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Television is Life Products
Design by: incognitashop
"Television is life" - show your allegiance to TV production with this simple design |
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Urban Crew T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique and original design for the crew member in your life, this urban chic grunge design with the word "Crew" in eroded font with embellishment will clearly state your place in the world! |
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Crew Stamp T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique and original design for the crew member in your life, this simple grunge urban design with the word "Crew" stamped with eroded military font will clearly state your vocation to the world! |
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Stuntman Design 1
Design by: incognitashop
"Stuntmen: Don't jump off a building without one" |
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