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Incognita: Gifts & T-shirts for Actors, Directors, Writers & Showbiz People > Poetry T-shirts & Gifts > Coffee, Anyone Gifts and Tees

COFFEE, ANYONE? (Poetry by Sally McLean)

It was almost embarrassing. | There was I, sore feet, tired. | All I wanted was a cappuccino. | I stood at the door of "Cafe Rouge" | and was ignored. | Maybe my dress wasn't quite smart enough | or I looked too desperate. | (well I felt desperate.) | Shifting my weight from foot to foot | I decided to admit defeat | and left. | But they say the meek shall inherit | and in my case I did | for I found "Wall Street" further along | (a classy little restaurant) | and they gave me a cappuccino | at half the price I would have paid. | So I had two.

Copyright © Sally McLean 1995 | Designed by Sally McLean 2007

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