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Welcome to the Writers' Section of Incognita's Online Shop! This is where you'll find t-shirts, coffee mugs, caps, mousepads, sweaters, hoodies, coasters and more specifically for writers of stage and screen - professional, amatuer and everything in-between! With famous writing quotes and funny sayings about being a writer, including our popular "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television" and "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" - two of the designs available here for writers who want to declare their agony to the world. T-shirts, apparel, home wares, office wares and gifts for the writer in you or in your life. Just click on the sections below to see everything we have on offer:

Click on a design to see it on a wide range of products including t-shirts, prints, gifts and more!

The Alchemy of Writing T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of a 1950's typewriter with "The Alchemy of Writing" with embellishments - just for writers.	Alchemy of Writing Image T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of a 1950's typewriter with embellishments - perfect for the writer looking for something unique for their wardrobe.	Writer Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an old-fashioned typewriter with the word "Writer" and The Alchemy of Writing with embellishments - just for writers.
Kate Chopin Creation Quote T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "The beginning of things, of a word especially, is necessarily vague, tangled, chaotic and exceedingly disturbing." - Kate Chopin, Writer. Any creative will know what Kate's talking about!	Writer: Not Crazy Just in Rewrites T-shirts & Gift Design by: incognitashop This humorous take on a writer's life - "Writer: Not Crazy Just in Rewrites" in army style font is perfect as a work t-shirt or for just letting everyone know what you're up to.	Douglas Adams Deadlines Quote T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams made this famous quote about writing ... and look how his career turned out!
Rewrite Hell Comic Strip Design by: incognitashop "INT. NIGHT - A BLANK PAGE. With deadline fast approaching ... and on the 8th draft - our desperate hero enters REWRITE HELL!!" - every writer's nightmare made real!	Grunge Writer Products Design by: incognitashop	Moliere Writing Quote T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop "Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for the love of it. Then you do it for a few friends. And finally you do it for money." Moliere's take on writing is disturbingly apt!
Bad Television ... Design by: incognitashop "Life doesn't imitate art - it imitates bad television" says Woody Allen ... and he should know!!	Urban Writer T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique and original design for the writer in your life, this urban chic grunge design with the word "Writer" in eroded font with embellishment will clearly state your profession to the world!	Rewrite Hell Design Design by: incognitashop "INT. NIGHT - A BLANK PAGE. On the sixth draft, and with deadline fast approaching, OUR HERO enters the place known as REWRITE HELL ..." - every writer's nightmare made real!
I Love Deadlines ... Design by: incognitashop "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams made this famous quote about writing ... and look how his career turned out!	Beware: Writer at Work Design by: incognitashop What is a writer without the stimulant of coffee running through their veins on a late night/early morning deadline? They are nowhere without their coffee ...	Writer Stamp T-shirts & Gifts Design by: incognitashop A unique and original design for the writer in your life, this simple grunge urban design with the word "Writer" stamped with eroded military font will clearly state your profession to the world!
Writer Barcode Design Design by: incognitashop	Writer Baseball Design Design by: incognitashop